My 8 year old daughter is currently into TikTok compilations on YouTube. Anywhere from 4-50 short, looping, loud, videos all put together. She kept singing the “hey, I’m a zebra” line from a song, but neither of us knew the actual song.
If you google “hey, I’m a zebra” the first (and correct) result is this song. Earth, by Lil Dicky. I am old and enjoy the Pop music, so I wasn’t familiar with the artist. First I googled the lyrics:
Well, I could be more specific
Uh, I’m a human, and I just wanted to, you know
For the sake of all of us earthlings out there
Just wanted to say:
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
I’m like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or black?
You drink milk from my tits (Moo)
… [I cut the copy/paste here. It’s a very long song]
I’m skimming at this point, actually looking for curse words and anything sexually suggestive or violent. The first thing I see is “my anus huge” then “I’m a fat, fucking pig.” I do not shield my daughter from language. I do not shield her from the realities of this world. But I also don’t know if “fat, fucking pig” is an insult or poor choice of words, or what, but I do know I don’t want her repeating the phrase.
Finally I play the [Clean] version on YouTube to get a better feel for what I’m reading. The video is ADORABLE (animated animals). The song is fantastic. Poppy, catchy, a little bit of rap (I really should look up this artist). I hear tons of familiar voices (was the zebra Ariana Grande? yes, she was!). The song sends a beautiful message about protecting our planet. At the end of the video Lil Dicky says proceeds are going to earth saving charities and I know I have an Amazon digital credit so I swipe over to amazon music, but now I have to decide: [clean] or [explicit]? We’ve heard the full song now. There are a ton of curse words in it. Towards the end there is some talk of male and female orgasms that seemed to go over the kid’s head (that’s a different conversation).
She finally looks up at me “mommy, you know you make me listen to Lizzo all the time. That’s got bad words.” I love Lizzo. We listen to her songs in the car all the time. Buuuut, the songs with “too many” curse words get skipped. I don’t need my kid accidentally singing “what the fuck are fucking feelings yo” at school so I tend to skip “Cuz I Love You” in the car.
But I’m not blatantly dropping F-bombs all over the car stereo if I can help it. That said, I’d rather hear the words than the silence of a [Clean] edit. So we bought the original/[explicit] version. This morning we played it several times while reading the lyrics. I told her I’ll sing the bad words and you can sing the rest (honestly, “I’m a cow…you drink milk from my tits” is a fun fucking lyric!). Look, my best friend growing up used to call me Popeye because I had a mouth like a sailor. I curse. After someone apologized for saying “fuck” at work yesterday I replied “it’s ok. I work in TV so I can curse.” I limited myself for several years, but at 8 I think it’s important that when she and her friends do start using this language that she use it correctly. I may not know when to use “yeet,” but I can help my kid know when “shit” is an appropriate exclamation.